Sir I: *after reading a book about the Titanic* It was ship that sank–and it hit an iceberg! And there were 2000 people and only 705 lived! All the women and children.
Me: Yep. That’s the rule of the sea. Women and children first.
Sir I: Why?
Me: Well, don’t you think children should be protected?
Sir I: Why do the women have to be with the children? Why not the men?
Me: *trying to explain the male protective instincts* Well, men like to protect their families…
Sir I: And men don’t mind being dead!