Miss M. has super powers!
Scene: I’m trying to empty out a bottle of ketchup. Miss M. is watching.
Miss M.: Don’t say “stupid”, Mom. (This is a household rule.)
Me: I didn’t say “stupid”.
Miss M: Your brain said “stupid”.
Me: If my brain said “stupid”, how would you know it did?
Miss M: I hear what brains say. *pause* Only I can do that.
Just call her… Telepathy Girl!
Scene: In the morning. On my bed.
Miss M: I have magic hair.
Me: How is it magic?
Miss M: If you touch it with your favorite balloon, it’ll burst the balloon.
Telepathy Girl with Magic Balloon-Bursting Hair!